Am just about to run home and change from my Wolverine costume into my dead Elvis: white suit, wings, wig and glasses and throught I should post some cool costumes. I hasten to add I just won an award purely because my skin tight Wolverine costume revelaed more than I remembered it did.

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God its almost Halloween. Which no doubt will necessitate me getting dressed and getting right royally pissed. Last year was a complete farce of an evening - I drank too much beer, too much whisky and lost the head when the party I was at was attended by folk I didn’t like. So this year I am being trooped out to some godless hellhole to be paraded about like a court jester.

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Last night I got an email from some nutter claiming because I put up pics of what I consider to be cute girls I am sexist. OK the idiot didnt quite claim that I was causing trichotillomania or bulimia but I got the impression that if they hadn’t pressed send when they did it was going to come up.

So I thought I better make a post just to say that this blog isn’t sexist. It may not be to everyones tastes (if it were I’d be shocked). Anyway here’s todays pic, its from one of the latest photosets at last nights party.

Yep the worlds gone absolutely, stone cold, fucking mental. You know Scottish Oatcakes biscuits made using  butter, oats, salt and an oven. Its a simple mix and bake recipe. And you can add various bits and pieces such as cheese, chilli, herbs etc to change the flavour. But in essence they’re still oatcakes you just add some flavours.

The geniuses (may be genii) who design/market/produce Patersons Oat bits have added a new logo to show every one that their fucking oat cakes are now Orang-utan friendly! I kid thee not.

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