Was going to wait until next week to write again - but following my cig I noticed that Laurents in the kitchen again (which sounds like it should be a Suzanne Vega song - like Toms Diner or something). It’s the sixth time I’ve noticed and I notice little that goes on around me so no doubt it’d the fourteenth or so trip. Maybe he loves coffee. Else he’s just stalking chicks into the room in a subtle kinda way - I don’t call it stalking it’d just selective walking thing.

Anyway it inspired to me to think of French girls that Laurent could be following into a kitchen somewhere in the world.

Carla Bruni - she’s smoking and French

I love the way this girl smoke her cigarettes - girls and Gitanne Bleu no doubt or something similar.

Carla Bruni. you know it makes sense

Vanessa Paradis

Some names make sense - others seem to mis the mark completely. In this case never has a truer surname been forthcoming from the pages of a magazine. OK Joe le Taxi is still kinda fun (I admit I like the song) but this pic proves there is more to her than New York cabs…

Vanessa Paradis in stockings

Brigitte Bardot at the swimming pool

Don’t know why I couldn’t think of this - had to ask for some assistance but my man was right. Bardots gorgeous. Not quote as hot as Vanessa Paradis but hey who is.

Brigitte Bardot - I wish the world was a black and white movie at times

So cheers to Laurent for the inspiration and I hope you’ve liked these. May make this a series and find a newset of images of the girls that I think Laurent wants to meet in the kitchen…

Right, having not blogged for ages purely on the basis I couldn’t find the mental strength to wade through the crap spam comments I get too often to be human - I even got one about the Pentecostal Church (which has freaked the day out completely). So I thought I’d start off my blogging again with nothing more completely derivative that listing some of my favourite YouTube videos (the kinda stuff you see at Viral Video Film School on current TV). But as I don’t do PodCasting, VodCasting or Shark catching with giant fucking net catching I thought I’d just stick up some stuff I’m finding in semi real time. Duly I’m sticking in the words I can pick out from the songs I’m listening to on my iPhone whilst at my work. I’m shit with the Youtube plugin so bear with me.

Frank Turner - Thatcher Fucked the kids

Me and my big mouth - no doubt this is going to cause me no end of issue with people but this is what is on.

Lyric I inputted into YouTube, “it’s no surprise all the fuck ups”. Right the ideas dead can’t find shit on youtube for this except screeds about SlipKnot, Wu Tang Clan and Reel Big Fish. FFS. YouTubes shit. Seems to keep telling me I should be watching videos about Gordon “shut the fuck up or I’ll throw a fax machine at your head” Brown, David “I’m Maggie in a man suit” Cameron and Trisha Fucking Goddard (oh and yes that is her real name).

Duly I’m just going to stick up some images of stuff I’ve seen and some links

• Who decided that this was a good domain name! http://www.therapist.com/ oh and http://www.choosespain.com also is stupid
• Pearl Lowe clothing - She was in that band Powder, was/is/don’t care if she still may be married to the daft drummer from SuperGrass. That said here daughter is hot, cheers to http://whatclothestowear.wordpress.com/2010/04/20/pearl-lowe-spring-summer-2010/ for the pic below.
  

  Daisy Lowe - grrrrrrrrr

• Tramp juice, sadly no longer writing. they havn’t for ages but I don’t care. Anyone who writes about the joys of Super Lager, premium strength cider and buckfast deserves knighting.
• I keep getting told to make lists of five or three things as readers like them but four seems a better number. If the devil is six, then god is seven so today number brought to you by Sesame Street is four. As such here’s photographic evidence that Cameron is Thatcher (and not in a Doctor Who kinda way) http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2010/apr/28/general-election-2010-peoples-posters?picture=361972154

Off to smoke. Will post normal stuff next week assuming you don’t spam me too hard