Sample it, Loop it, Fuck it and Eat it - PWEI

Ok it’s a bit retro having a PWEI desktop image but I don’t care.

Ok if you dont know about the headline you’ve never heard of the Australian indie supergroup Godstar - who I must admit are in my top four bands of all time - with the lyric being shamelessly stolen from their “Glasgow EP” . I no longer work in Glasgow and instead now turn right at the bottom of the road rather than left and work through in Edinburgh. So no longer shall I be seeing any Glasgow girls on Glasgow double decker busses. and judging by my drunken antics on Friday nights I’m not sure that I’ll be allowed with a ten mile radius of Scotlands other capital for quite some time.

Thank fook the LinkMunki (the LinkMunki holds court over here) sent me a link to the Chrome extension called “Glow” which lets you change the Google logo to anything you want

In his honour mine now shows thus:

LinkMunki Logo on google

Off to do some work - whilst listening to the rain batter off the windows like a muppet on a drum kit.

allegedly

I hasten to add this is allege

As for once Laurent’s not in the kitchen and instead Patrick is (and he’s from Sweden) I’ve decided to go on a Swedish cute girl trip for today. As LastNightsParty have a whole Swedish photo set there was nowhere else I could really go but here.

Grrrr. I love cute eye’s and this lass is like a walking anime character:

And in Scotland we never have parties like this - or at least we don’t stick ‘em online:

Ok that’s all for now. Until someone goes into the kitchen and leads me to start thinking of other Global destinations for some girl watching.

ok post of the day goes to http://bleacherreport.com/articles/386180-the-20-most-boobtastic-athletes-of-all-time. Does what it says on the tin

Laurent’s in the kitchen

Mixing up the medicine

I’m on the pavement

Thinking about the government

(Subterranean homesick blues - Bob Dylan)

That all said did lead me to think about why anyone would be in the kitchen mixing up some medicine when instead I could be at home watching Columbo. Even better here’s a pic of Karen Gillan (ingenue of the week):

Karen Gillan - Come hither (damn those sexy eyes)

Ok Gillan aint Bob Dylan - she’s far cuter he could ever hope to be!

Was going to wait until next week to write again - but following my cig I noticed that Laurents in the kitchen again (which sounds like it should be a Suzanne Vega song - like Toms Diner or something). It’s the sixth time I’ve noticed and I notice little that goes on around me so no doubt it’d the fourteenth or so trip. Maybe he loves coffee. Else he’s just stalking chicks into the room in a subtle kinda way - I don’t call it stalking it’d just selective walking thing.

Anyway it inspired to me to think of French girls that Laurent could be following into a kitchen somewhere in the world.

Carla Bruni - she’s smoking and French

I love the way this girl smoke her cigarettes - girls and Gitanne Bleu no doubt or something similar.

Carla Bruni. you know it makes sense

Vanessa Paradis

Some names make sense - others seem to mis the mark completely. In this case never has a truer surname been forthcoming from the pages of a magazine. OK Joe le Taxi is still kinda fun (I admit I like the song) but this pic proves there is more to her than New York cabs…

Vanessa Paradis in stockings

Brigitte Bardot at the swimming pool

Don’t know why I couldn’t think of this - had to ask for some assistance but my man was right. Bardots gorgeous. Not quote as hot as Vanessa Paradis but hey who is.

Brigitte Bardot - I wish the world was a black and white movie at times

So cheers to Laurent for the inspiration and I hope you’ve liked these. May make this a series and find a newset of images of the girls that I think Laurent wants to meet in the kitchen…

Right, having not blogged for ages purely on the basis I couldn’t find the mental strength to wade through the crap spam comments I get too often to be human - I even got one about the Pentecostal Church (which has freaked the day out completely). So I thought I’d start off my blogging again with nothing more completely derivative that listing some of my favourite YouTube videos (the kinda stuff you see at Viral Video Film School on current TV). But as I don’t do PodCasting, VodCasting or Shark catching with giant fucking net catching I thought I’d just stick up some stuff I’m finding in semi real time. Duly I’m sticking in the words I can pick out from the songs I’m listening to on my iPhone whilst at my work. I’m shit with the Youtube plugin so bear with me.

Frank Turner - Thatcher Fucked the kids

Me and my big mouth - no doubt this is going to cause me no end of issue with people but this is what is on.

Lyric I inputted into YouTube, “it’s no surprise all the fuck ups”. Right the ideas dead can’t find shit on youtube for this except screeds about SlipKnot, Wu Tang Clan and Reel Big Fish. FFS. YouTubes shit. Seems to keep telling me I should be watching videos about Gordon “shut the fuck up or I’ll throw a fax machine at your head” Brown, David “I’m Maggie in a man suit” Cameron and Trisha Fucking Goddard (oh and yes that is her real name).

Duly I’m just going to stick up some images of stuff I’ve seen and some links

• Who decided that this was a good domain name! http://www.therapist.com/ oh and http://www.choosespain.com also is stupid
• Pearl Lowe clothing - She was in that band Powder, was/is/don’t care if she still may be married to the daft drummer from SuperGrass. That said here daughter is hot, cheers to http://whatclothestowear.wordpress.com/2010/04/20/pearl-lowe-spring-summer-2010/ for the pic below.
  

  Daisy Lowe - grrrrrrrrr

• Tramp juice, sadly no longer writing. they havn’t for ages but I don’t care. Anyone who writes about the joys of Super Lager, premium strength cider and buckfast deserves knighting.
• I keep getting told to make lists of five or three things as readers like them but four seems a better number. If the devil is six, then god is seven so today number brought to you by Sesame Street is four. As such here’s photographic evidence that Cameron is Thatcher (and not in a Doctor Who kinda way) http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2010/apr/28/general-election-2010-peoples-posters?picture=361972154

Off to smoke. Will post normal stuff next week assuming you don’t spam me too hard

This blog is a ‘dofollow’ blog. That means that if you comment and I approve the comment you get a real link. If you comment with something useful, on topic you’ll get a link which could help you improve your search engine positions.

However I am seriously thinking about changing this to try and limit the amount of spam, crap, useless and TBH offensive porn and Rx stuff thats been coming through. Part of the reason I’m posting less is that I’m having to wade through a couple of hundred spam comments every day, thats after akismet has removed the majority of spam.

Please behave responsibly and don’t submit crap else I’ll go back to nofollow and make commenting on this blog worthless - its not something I want to do but please add value not waste my time.