New Year, New Start

No Such Luck

Why is it that everyone believes that the changing of the digits in the year is going to herald a bigger, better year than that which has just finished? I’ll tell you why - because they’re desperate. This year looks like it will be full of more desperation than is usually to be found on the lines @ the Samaritans but hey - when you pump people full of credit, make them believe its their money and talk the language of entitlement for over a decade when the whole thing goes tits up who do you blame? If you’re big Gordon Brown you blame America. The whole credit led debacle aside anyone noticed all the cool stuff going on just now?

1. Mini Me joins Celebrity Big Brother and rides about like a roman gladiator in his midget-mobile (cant find any pics of that but I did find a porno he’s in). I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry or look away in disgust. Car crash TV at its worst
2. Darts finishes on BBC2 for the year - all xmas all I could find on the TV seemed to be darts! When did darts become cool again? Bring back celebrity darts - another vehicle for Phil Tuffnel to show he’s another normal human also featured some no mark from Coronation Street. thank god the pain has ended
3. Little Boots is everywhere - she rocks. And her interview on radio 5 brightened my day up on the way to work last week. She even knew her name was about Caligula - unlike Nicky Campbell (I agree with Charlie Brooker and Nicky Campbell is Satan)
4. Exercise - following weeks of pissing about at the gym and doing little more than atrophying cash from my account I decided to start working out properly at the gym. What do I get in return? A fucked up calf muscle is what and an epiphany that I need real shoes to go to the gym properly. All it need now is for Jimmy Saville to pass me as I lie screaming on the travelator like a dead donkey getting passed onto the glue making conveyor belt.
5. British version of Takeshis castle starts on BBC 1. WTF is going on. Put somne imbeciles on a plan and fly them to a far off land to pretend they’re in Takeshis Castle/Ultimate Banzuke etc. And its pants. Everyone shouts out some crap explaining why they should be on the next edition of “People you never knew you hated”. Inbred freaks almost to a man. One guys just seemed to sink in a pool of water early on and never recovered - he walked about as if when he got to the end they were going to force him to watch the mini me midget porno with his mother.

Any way the whole fucking thing’s wrong. January is always crao, Its cold, miserable and dont even get me started on the new Doctor Who twat (where are his fucking eye-brows, he is without doubt scarier than Davros)

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