Right, having not blogged for ages purely on the basis I couldn’t find the mental strength to wade through the crap spam comments I get too often to be human - I even got one about the Pentecostal Church (which has freaked the day out completely). So I thought I’d start off my blogging again with nothing more completely derivative that listing some of my favourite YouTube videos (the kinda stuff you see at Viral Video Film School on current TV). But as I don’t do PodCasting, VodCasting or Shark catching with giant fucking net catching I thought I’d just stick up some stuff I’m finding in semi real time. Duly I’m sticking in the words I can pick out from the songs I’m listening to on my iPhone whilst at my work. I’m shit with the Youtube plugin so bear with me.

Frank Turner - Thatcher Fucked the kids

Me and my big mouth - no doubt this is going to cause me no end of issue with people but this is what is on.

Lyric I inputted into YouTube, “it’s no surprise all the fuck ups”. Right the ideas dead can’t find shit on youtube for this except screeds about SlipKnot, Wu Tang Clan and Reel Big Fish. FFS. YouTubes shit. Seems to keep telling me I should be watching videos about Gordon “shut the fuck up or I’ll throw a fax machine at your head” Brown, David “I’m Maggie in a man suit” Cameron and Trisha Fucking Goddard (oh and yes that is her real name).

Duly I’m just going to stick up some images of stuff I’ve seen and some links

• Who decided that this was a good domain name! http://www.therapist.com/ oh and http://www.choosespain.com also is stupid
• Pearl Lowe clothing - She was in that band Powder, was/is/don’t care if she still may be married to the daft drummer from SuperGrass. That said here daughter is hot, cheers to http://whatclothestowear.wordpress.com/2010/04/20/pearl-lowe-spring-summer-2010/ for the pic below.
  

  Daisy Lowe - grrrrrrrrr

• Tramp juice, sadly no longer writing. they havn’t for ages but I don’t care. Anyone who writes about the joys of Super Lager, premium strength cider and buckfast deserves knighting.
• I keep getting told to make lists of five or three things as readers like them but four seems a better number. If the devil is six, then god is seven so today number brought to you by Sesame Street is four. As such here’s photographic evidence that Cameron is Thatcher (and not in a Doctor Who kinda way) http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2010/apr/28/general-election-2010-peoples-posters?picture=361972154

Off to smoke. Will post normal stuff next week assuming you don’t spam me too hard

This blog is a ‘dofollow’ blog. That means that if you comment and I approve the comment you get a real link. If you comment with something useful, on topic you’ll get a link which could help you improve your search engine positions.

However I am seriously thinking about changing this to try and limit the amount of spam, crap, useless and TBH offensive porn and Rx stuff thats been coming through. Part of the reason I’m posting less is that I’m having to wade through a couple of hundred spam comments every day, thats after akismet has removed the majority of spam.

Please behave responsibly and don’t submit crap else I’ll go back to nofollow and make commenting on this blog worthless - its not something I want to do but please add value not waste my time.

Momiji competition winner Camila de Gregorio has a new piece of designer toy lovelyness - you can pick it up over @ Tokyo Toystore as a preorder just now.

Gonna have to get me one of these me thinks. Lovely. Also over at Tokyo Toystore they have some really cool Gloomy Bear speakers!

Toy loveliness I think

I was just wandering the web as is my want at times and I stumbled across the following banner ads for http://www.evony.com. A quick google later and I find that this is some sort of mmorpg! The ads are probably better than the game…

see http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001286.html for more of this ad campaign!

Imperial Stormtrooper Vs Metric Stromtrooper

Genius.

Ok few things make me laugh like some ill thought out content. I’m sure when the nice people at Falkirk FC, whom I support, put online their press release about the new management team of Eddie May, Stephen Pressley and Alex Smith they thought it was a great idea. Unfortunately they didn’t notice the misspelling on the page. They have now fixed the page - but I got a screen grab before this point! 

New Falkirk Football Club Management Team

Yep they decided to refer to Alex SMith and Stephen Pressley as “Ass to Head Coach” which sounds somewhere between a kicking post and something your girlfriend would kill you for asking her to try as a bit of excitement in the bedroom!

H1N5 is causing fear and panic in the 100 acre wood

I know that I shouldn’t laugh but…

Poor kid!

Its now friday and apparently it was shown in the Sunday Sport - must be why I missed it over the weekend

I was just wandering about Google Images to find some pics of where the wild things are movie poster. Inspired by Sannas blog post - anyway instead I found this. Looks far better